New Florida Curriculum for Public Schools

Our consensus is that not all children need 12 years of education to perform effectively in the State of Florida or the United States, for that matter. How many lawyers do we need?

If parents feel differently, they can home-school their children or place them in one of the many religiously affiliated private schools that call Florida home. If they are unable to afford this option, then obviously, the children don’t deserve an elite private school.

Our new curriculum addresses the needs of those children who can’t afford private education or whose parents are too lazy to educate them at home. Upon graduation at the age of 14 or so, the child will be prepared to enter the workforce.

There are numerous jobs available to the less educated. Their entry into these fields will further reduce the need for murderous, raping gangsters from Latin America who illegally cross our border by the millions on a daily basis.

Children who are not (mostly) white will be assigned to different classrooms and shown valuable skills such as mopping, washing dishes, and picking crops.

As children enter school, they will be taught to read using the soon-to-be classic book America is for (Mostly…