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No More November — It Will Soon Be Official: 2026 Is The Last Year For November As The Month’s Name
A Leaked Presidential Memo Shows President Trump Is Changing The Month’s Name Effective In 2027
WHY THE NAME CHANGE?
President Trump decided to change the name of the month as a result of the midterm election. President Trump said in the memo today:
“I was very disappointed by the results of the midterm election. It is very clear to me that the only way the so-called Blue Wave was possible was by widespread voter fraud on the part of the Democrats. The election fraud was so complete, so well executed, so good, and so successful that I cannot prove it. Since I cannot prove it, it must have happened.”
President Trump went on to implicate the media as part of this election fraud.
“The Fake News Media, through their false polls, helped convince the American public that there was no election fraud. Since I was cheated out of one election by voter fraud, and since the Federal elections take place in November, I am changing the name of the month to Trumpvember to discourage future voter fraud, and by doing this change, I am sending a message to the Fake News Media and the Democrats that you will be watched…
