10 Reasons Series — #4
2 min readApr 26, 2018
NOT TO BE A VEGAN
Me: Want some milk chocolate?
Friend: No thanks, I’m vegan
(A cow truck passes by)
Me: Boy, do they look sad!
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Friend: Well someone has to make all your chocolate.
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Hence proved.
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We wouldn’t want that, would we?
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No one, I repeat no one knows why the chicken crossed the road.
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The truth shall set you free.
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We’ve all had this argument at least once in our lives.
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Every 3-word phrase lands you in trouble. … “I’m a Vegan.”
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Even the vegans secretly know that this is true.
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It’s in our genes.
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Well, meat comes pretty close.
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A not-so-vicious cycle.
Changed your mind yet? Vegan or not, stay cool. Don’t push it, and don’t hurt others.
