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CARRIE BRADSHAW SPILLS THE (HOLY) TEA IN CELIBACY AND THE CITY!
7 Surprising Benefits of Life Without Sex!
A No-Nut-November special.
Does Hiding Out and Wishing for True Love, Actually Cause the Love of Your Life to Show Up at Your Doorstep?
I am testing out this theory in real life. I’ve chosen to be on a journey of unhinged celibacy, until my true love finds me. I’ve been conducting this experiment for almost 25 years now, and I’ve noted all observations along the way.
Let me impart all the benefits of a life without sex.
#1 Increased Creativity
During the twenty-third year of this experiment, I observed something shocking! And this is a 100% real event that I experienced — a stunning girl appeared at my doorstep! She beamed into my bedroom without hesitating and began slowly undressing.
At first, I wanted to ask her name, who she was, and why she was in my room, but I feared my curiosity might interrupt her flow.
So I let her continue.
Halfway through, she paused and murmured “Hi. I’m Isabelle.” Her sweet, soft voice was a…
