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What Amazing Secretarial Pool Are These ChatGPT Typists From?
Yet another open letter from Harvey Hindsight
Howdy-do! And will wonders never cease? My peach of a great granddaughter recently showed me how to dial up the Chat Gee Pee Tee, and good heavens, the words-per-minute of the gals in that typing pool is downright flabbergasting!
I asked this Pee Tee place how electricity works and didn’t even have a chance to take a swig of sasparilla before the answer showed up on the visual radio.
I can only imagine an army of little fingers hammering away at those keys in a blur of industriousness.
And how do they even know the answers to some of the daffy questions I’ve been asking? Do they have an army of brilliant men standing at the ready day and night?
The other evening, I had a couple Old Fashioneds and asked the Gee Pee Tee for another way to say “bosom!” Can you believe that? I must have been more spifflicated than I thought.
Well, not sooner did I register my request, that the Tee Pee came up with seven other racy ways to refer to a woman’s figure! I won’t mention them here in mixed company, of course.
