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Oct 17

Code Is a Commodity Now. Go Was Designed for That.

In which the author, having worn Rust, Python, Java and TypeScript like regimental colours, watches a machine write all four without…

Code Is a Commodity Now. Go Was Designed for That.

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Oct 11

The Coding Guild Is Over. The Factory Is Hiring (About Ten of Us).

In which the author, prompted by a Sunday phone call nobody answered, declares the profession doomed, is told by a friend that the machines…

The Coding Guild Is Over. The Factory Is Hiring (About Ten of Us).

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Sep 5

WordPress Had Six Core Vulnerabilities Last Year. That Was Never the Problem.

In which the author, having spent the better part of twenty years sneering at the least fashionable software on earth, sets out to convict…

WordPress Had Six Core Vulnerabilities Last Year. That Was Never the Problem.

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Aug 19

The Panther in the Mud: Why Winning Every Benchmark Is How You Lose the War

In which the author declares a temporary armistice with the generative AI panic, watches a few hundred impeccably polite goroutines wage an…

The Panther in the Mud: Why Winning Every Benchmark Is How You Lose the War

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Jul 26

I Am No Longer a Programmer — and I Tried, Briefly, to Feel Bad About It

In which the author says a sentence out loud, hears how it sounds, and then spends an unreasonable number of sections establishing that the…

I Am No Longer a Programmer — and I Tried, Briefly, to Feel Bad About It

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Jul 22

Choosing Rust for All the Wrong Reasons (Diary of a Mercenary)

In which the author admits to writing Rust, disappoints the critics and the cultists in a single sitting, and defends his choice with…

Choosing Rust for All the Wrong Reasons (Diary of a Mercenary)

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Jul 11

The AI Shop: Don’t Fight the Vibe, Invoice It (Notes from an Internal Auditor Who Got Tired of…

In which the author, professionally obliged to assess technological risk in the middle of a gold rush, watches three eternally warring…

The AI Shop: Don’t Fight the Vibe, Invoice It (Notes from an Internal Auditor Who Got Tired of…

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Jul 7

Elixir & We’ve Been There Before (Or: The Aqueduct Had Running Water All Along)

Elixir & We’ve Been There Before (Or: The Aqueduct Had Running Water All Along)

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Jul 6

How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Vibe (A Grateful Study in Applied Occultism)

In which a decaffeinated engineer, betrayed by his own alarm clock and judged by his own dog, discovers that the entire AI hype cycle is…

How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Vibe (A Grateful Study in Applied Occultism)

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Jul 3

Brace Yourself: ‘Vibe Management’ Is Coming (Spoiler: It’s Not the Programmers Who Should Worry)

In which a tired Eastern European engineer discovers that while everyone was busy panicking about AI eating the programmers, the actual…

Brace Yourself: ‘Vibe Management’ Is Coming (Spoiler: It’s Not the Programmers Who Should Worry)

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Krzyśhe/him

Two decades of code wrestling. Humbled daily by impostor syndrome. TS, Python, AWS wanderer. Go & Rust lad. Stoic, Taoist (if it differs) & cynical Epicurean.

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